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May 24, 2013 - No I Do Not
May 22, 2013 - On The Contrary I Take Everything Far Too Seriously
May 20, 2013 - I Am NOT Having A Midlife Crisis
May 17, 2013 - I Think I Am Still On LJ Actually
May 15, 2013 - Nice Blog You Have Shame If Something Happened
May 13, 2013 - I Am The Product Not The Consumer
April 30, 2013 - April Come She Did Not
March 22, 2013 - There Have Been Two Sales
March 20, 2013 - Parp
March 18, 2013 - Oh Ha Ha
February 28, 2013 - sorry
January 23, 2013 - Self-Assessment
January 14, 2013 - The Man Who Saved The Internet
January 7, 2013 - The Man In The Mirror
December 31, 2012 - Happy New Year
December 10, 2012 - Also I Am Actually Bright Green
November 26, 2012 - I Really Am
November 9, 2012 - Cross Your Tease
November 5, 2012 - I Do This Every Four Years
November 2, 2012 - I See What He Did There
October 31, 2012 - Return Of The H
October 26, 2012 - There Are People Who Actually Do This
October 22, 2012 - I Need To Rethink My Strategy On This
October 19, 2012 - This Comic Too Is Late
October 17, 2012 - Not To Be Negative
October 15, 2012 - Perspective Is Pants
October 12, 2012 - Buffer Gag
October 10, 2012 - You Cannot Drink A Month
October 8, 2012 - August Was A Bit Of A Blur Too
September 30, 2012 - I Have No Idea What The Hell Happened To September
August 31, 2012 - Minecraft For The Trees
August 17, 2012 - Free Pussy Riot
August 15, 2012 - This Again
July 31, 2012 - July 2012 Was So Great I Forgot To Do A Cartoon
June 27, 2012 - I Got Signed
June 18, 2012 - Shush Music
June 4, 2012 - The Eleven Billion Pound Man
May 25, 2012 - Outraaaageous
May 4, 2012 - He Cannot Overemphasise The Importance Of Attitude
April 30, 2012 - I Heartily Encourage You To Download And Share My Music
April 27, 2012 - Music Is A Hairy Business
April 20, 2012 - This Is As Deep As It Gets
April 13, 2012 - Email Blasts And Why Yours Are Not Spam
April 11, 2012 - The Fact That This Is No Big Deal Is A Big Deal
April 9, 2012 - I Will Know When It Happens
April 6, 2012 - Most Musicians Seem To Already Have This One Down
March 30, 2012 - True Genius Can Make Circular Arguments Work
March 16, 2012 - You Cannot Take Yourself Too Seriously
March 12, 2012 - Look At It Like An Investment
March 9, 2012 - Ten Easy Steps To Fame And Fortune
March 7, 2012 - Oh Shit
March 5, 2012 - What Is This Credibility Of Which You Speak And How Is It Relevant In My Life?
February 27, 2012 - Festival Of Fools
January 23, 2012 - Buttocracy More Like
January 18, 2012 - Stop SOPA
January 16, 2012 - Who Pays The PIPA
January 13, 2012 - Kittens Are Hard
January 9, 2012 - Now We Are Six
January 4, 2012 - At Least It Is Not Glitch
January 2, 2012 - My Cornac Shadowblade Did Not Fare So Well
December 28, 2011 - I Am Not Really A Fan Of Mailing Lists But Now See That They Are Necessary
December 21, 2011 - What DARPA giveth SOPA taketh away
December 19, 2011 - Last Gig Of The Year
November 25, 2011 - Da da da da DA dada...
October 24, 2011 - Now Available
October 5, 2011 - Si monumentum requiris, circumspice
September 26, 2011 - Mark Coop Trademarked The Phrase Keep Calm And Carry On
September 23, 2011 - Hi How Ya Doin
August 31, 2011 - August 2011 Was Not A Great Month For Me Either
July 27, 2011 - It Is Ok I Am Still On Twitter, Facebook and Soundcloud
July 15, 2011 - I Have Invites
July 8, 2011 - The Night They Closed The News Of The World Down
June 22, 2011 - I Just Invented Sponge Music
May 30, 2011 - Pas evident
May 23, 2011 - Sweet Sister Starlight Released On CD Today
May 11, 2011 - Breaking New Ground
May 9, 2011 - And I Mean Grateful
April 15, 2011 - Only Goths Deny Being Goths
April 8, 2011 - Share Alike
April 6, 2011 - It Has To Stop
April 1, 2011 - How Will You Know
March 26, 2011 - Jobs, Growth, Justice
March 25, 2011 - Have Your Say
March 21, 2011 - Howl
March 8, 2011 - This Stuff Is Not My Strong Point
March 4, 2011 - I Probably Shouldn't Be Telling You All This
February 25, 2011 - My Social Media Strategy Needs More Work
February 18, 2011 - On The Chin
February 14, 2011 - Have We Got A Video
February 11, 2011 - I Do Not Endorse The Words Of The Chicken
February 9, 2011 - It's A Cheap Gag
January 31, 2011 - There Are Worse Problems To Have
January 21, 2011 - I Only Buy Music I Don't Like
January 12, 2011 - I'm Not Entirely Sure Myself
January 5, 2011 - Mastering Project Management For Musicians
January 3, 2011 - Everyone Likes Cake
December 31, 2010 - Your Very Good Health
December 30, 2010 - Reign In Blood
December 28, 2010 - Insomnia Is Rubbish
December 24, 2010 - By Which I Mean Seasons Greetings
December 22, 2010 - So I Have
December 20, 2010 - One In Four
December 6, 2010 - Izzard To Find
November 29, 2010 - It's Not All About Me
November 26, 2010 - I Did Sell A CD Though
November 24, 2010 - This Is The Kind Of Thing You Are Supposed To Do
November 10, 2010 - We Shall Overcome
November 8, 2010 - Ear We Go
October 26, 2010 - Retro Repro
October 13, 2010 - I Have Nearly Finished The New Album
October 8, 2010 - I Have Now Installed The 'Call Confirm' App
October 6, 2010 - Pay To Play Is Not Ok
October 4, 2010 - Define 'Commercial Success'
September 27, 2010 - I Can't Wait
September 21, 2010 - I Have Never Loved A Game So Much I Wanted To Delete It
September 7, 2010 - That Cat's Something I Can't Explain
September 1, 2010 - X Is Going To Be A Challenge
August 31, 2010 - August 2010 Was Not A Good Month
July 12, 2010 - I Have A List But I Am Not Making Much Progress
July 9, 2010 - iTunes Won't Pay Me An Advance Either
July 2, 2010 - I Am Reading A Good Book By Cory Doctorow
June 30, 2010 - A Late Effort
June 28, 2010 - Work On The Album Continues
June 25, 2010 - So Far I Am Pretty Impressed With Sentric
June 23, 2010 - Maybe I Gig Too Much
June 21, 2010 - This Is Not The Way
May 24, 2010 - Occasional Bong
May 19, 2010 - It's Going Fine
May 17, 2010 - I'm Back
April 12, 2010 - I Am So Angry I Cannot Make Sense
March 31, 2010 - For any value of 'draw'
February 2, 2010 - Chuckles Goes For A Drive
January 8, 2010 - Still Trying... Very Trying...
January 6, 2010 - I Am Trying To Draw Again
December 30, 2009 - Looking Forward To 2010
December 18, 2009 - This Is My Surprised Face
December 16, 2009 - Keep It Real, Simon
December 9, 2009 - I Might Have To Do A Karaoke Thing
November 30, 2009 - Name Your Own Price Downloading Works
November 25, 2009 - I Am Seriously Not Well Right Now
November 23, 2009 - Monday's Comic Is A Bit Late This Week
November 20, 2009 - I Have Had A Cold
November 6, 2009 - One Time At Bandcamp
October 21, 2009 - They've Backed Down Now
October 14, 2009 - A Balanced Diet
October 7, 2009 - A Pirate Like You
October 5, 2009 - I'm Hoping Not
October 2, 2009 - Acoustic Cruise
September 28, 2009 - Sorry
September 25, 2009 - Who Will Bandwidth Squeezing Really Hurt?
September 23, 2009 - The Stupid - It Hurts
September 19, 2009 - A Shana Tovarrr
September 16, 2009 - It's Only Music If It's Released On A Major Label
September 14, 2009 - My Ears Have Stopped Bleeding Now
September 11, 2009 - It Would Have Been Too Boomy
September 9, 2009 - Sucker For Punishment
September 7, 2009 - Mistress Song
August 24, 2009 - A Loser Is Me
August 21, 2009 - It's Not Payola It's The Internet
August 11, 2009 - Out By Christmas
July 29, 2009 - Grumpy Grumpy Grump Grump
July 27, 2009 - They Were Not All Bad Events
July 15, 2009 - This May Take Some Time
July 13, 2009 - I Wish I Had A River
June 26, 2009 - Not Difficult, Not A Problem
June 22, 2009 - The Show Can't Go On If You Can't Physically Get There To Do It
June 20, 2009 - I Am Really Looking Forward To The Gig Tomorrow
June 17, 2009 - Thinks Ain't What They Used To Be
June 15, 2009 - Well That's Cleared That Up Then
May 29, 2009 - These Figures Are Staggering
May 25, 2009 - I Am Quite Tired Right Now
May 22, 2009 - I May Have Already Used This Gag
May 20, 2009 - I'm A Leo You Know
May 18, 2009 - Sorry Ladies
May 13, 2009 - I Could Buy A Pint Of Milk
May 2, 2009 - The Circumstances Are Not Entirely Clear
April 24, 2009 - Sales Have Remained Steady
April 20, 2009 - CDs Now Available Directly
April 17, 2009 - Follow The Money
April 13, 2009 - It's About Raising Awareness
April 9, 2009 - Ill Again
April 6, 2009 - My Router Doesn't
April 2, 2009 - Dollis Hill Against Everything
March 31, 2009 - Tuesday Is The New Monday
March 27, 2009 - Can We Talk
March 23, 2009 - Longer
March 18, 2009 - I Am Fine
March 11, 2009 - I Still Don't Know
March 4, 2009 - The Basic Difficulty
March 2, 2009 - Old Gags Never Die
February 27, 2009 - Seriously I Don't
February 25, 2009 - The Magazine Is Not Dead
February 23, 2009 - It's An Inspiration To Us All
February 20, 2009 - A Bloke In The Pub Told Me
February 16, 2009 - Home Taping Still Not Killing Music, Lawyers Having A Go Instead
February 9, 2009 - I Should Sell Maybe T-Shirts
February 4, 2009 - I Could Supply Ukraine
February 2, 2009 - Snow Joke
January 30, 2009 - Now Available On ITunes
January 28, 2009 - I Blame Rudy Rucker
January 26, 2009 - I Don't Believe Him
January 23, 2009 - Welcome Reddit Readers
January 21, 2009 - Goodbye, Ed
January 16, 2009 - A Lot Of Noise About Nothing
January 14, 2009 - Most Singular
January 12, 2009 - Doof doof doof doof
January 9, 2009 - Seriously. Dude.
January 5, 2009 - By This I Mean This
December 26, 2008 - Belated Seasons Greetings
December 19, 2008 - Important Update About My Health
December 15, 2008 - Wayne Would Like To Apologise
December 10, 2008 - Another Fucking Twitter Comic
December 8, 2008 - conniptions wonders if this thing is on
December 5, 2008 - At Least I'm Not Making A Poop Joke
December 3, 2008 - RIP Anonymous Train Driver Hating Person
December 1, 2008 - We The Undersigned
November 29, 2008 - I Could Do Without This
November 26, 2008 - "No, Guitar," I Said, Not Smiling
November 24, 2008 - Universal Ripoff Merchants
November 21, 2008 - I Forgive Him For 'A Good Heart'
November 19, 2008 - Note To Self
November 17, 2008 - Goes Without Saying
November 14, 2008 - Inflammation Of The Fourth Wall
November 12, 2008 - Fighting The War On Terror In London One Gig At A Time
November 10, 2008 - Tomorrow's Retro Today
November 7, 2008 - Stream A Little Stream
November 5, 2008 - Please To Be Proving Me Wrong
November 3, 2008 - The Greater Good
October 31, 2008 - Phone Number
October 29, 2008 - The Show Must Go On
October 27, 2008 - Riddle It
October 24, 2008 - They Call Me Mr Squeaky
October 22, 2008 - Z
October 20, 2008 - Yes It Is Bad
October 17, 2008 - Really I Don't
October 15, 2008 - I Don't Know What He's Getting At
October 10, 2008 - I Really Don't Know
October 6, 2008 - I Really Have No Idea
September 26, 2008 - Three Were Funny
September 25, 2008 - Nooooooooooooooooooo
September 19, 2008 - There Are Many Things To Say About Piracy
September 17, 2008 - Fuck You Colfer
September 15, 2008 - In Lehman's Terms...
September 12, 2008 - Cheers Noel
September 10, 2008 - Wish Me Luck
September 8, 2008 - I Don't Know Where The Time Goes
September 5, 2008 - A Bit Of Politics
September 3, 2008 - Bit Silly
September 1, 2008 - The Real Schema
August 29, 2008 - Eno And Byrne This Is Not
August 22, 2008 - Don't Hold Your Breath
August 19, 2008 - Take The A Strain
August 13, 2008 - Damned If I Do, Buggered If I Don't
August 11, 2008 - This Is Valid
August 6, 2008 - Delivering Success Through Our People
August 1, 2008 - Sorry Mum
July 25, 2008 - Moany Moany Moany
July 23, 2008 - Who Makes Sense?
July 18, 2008 - I Have Blogged About It
July 16, 2008 - Seriously
July 14, 2008 - There's Something I'm Not Telling Me
July 11, 2008 - Even
July 9, 2008 - The Trap
July 7, 2008 - I Really Am
July 4, 2008 - Nor Can I
July 2, 2008 - It Was An Honour And A Privilege
June 30, 2008 - I Had A Lovely Time
June 27, 2008 - Somewhere Else
June 25, 2008 - I Am Not Complaining
June 23, 2008 - Can't Wait
June 20, 2008 - Thirty-Six Going On Six
June 17, 2008 - A New Low
June 13, 2008 - A Date For Your Diary
June 11, 2008 - Maybe Last Month
June 6, 2008 - Yeah...
June 4, 2008 - Bunch Of Canutes
June 2, 2008 - I'm Thinking The Akai
May 30, 2008 - It's Been A Long Three Weeks
May 5, 2008 - How Improbable
May 2, 2008 - It Is A Silly Game
April 30, 2008 - The Internet Is Also Just A Stunt
April 28, 2008 - They Make Bags Or Something
April 25, 2008 - I'd Rather Go Blind
April 23, 2008 - It Isn't That The Dog Dances Well
April 21, 2008 - I Blame The Full Moon
April 18, 2008 - Division Of Labour
April 16, 2008 - Material Boy
April 14, 2008 - I Have Been Introduced By Tom Robinson
April 11, 2008 - I Like To Think She Hadn't Spoken In Years
April 9, 2008 - Last Thing On My Mind
April 7, 2008 - I Really Am
April 4, 2008 - But It Was Friday Last Week
April 2, 2008 - Gone Fishing
March 31, 2008 - A Slightly More Subtle Tribute To Silence In The Darkness On Q16
March 28, 2008 - Me Neither
March 26, 2008 - A Clarinet Just Knows...
March 24, 2008 - I Picked Up My Pencil
March 21, 2008 - It Might Work
March 19, 2008 - Hoiks!
March 17, 2008 - Who Will Think Of Them?
March 14, 2008 - Elixir Strings
March 12, 2008 - Oops I Did It Again
March 10, 2008 - I Am Feeling Bad About This
March 7, 2008 - A Bit Like Keynes
March 5, 2008 - People Keep Asking What It's Like
March 3, 2008 - The Music Industry Is Dead
February 29, 2008 - My Apologies To Both Of You
February 27, 2008 - A Tribute To The Brunching Shuttlecocks
February 25, 2008 - Oh I Don't Know
February 22, 2008 - There Are Many Things Which I Would Like To Say To You
February 20, 2008 - Priorities
February 18, 2008 - I'm Really Looking Forward...
February 15, 2008 - Yes It Hurt
February 13, 2008 - Green Papers Are Not Actually Green
February 11, 2008 - Devil Seeks Victims
February 8, 2008 - Empantsment
February 6, 2008 - Bit Out Of My Depth
February 4, 2008 - I Don't Think They'll Ask Me Back
February 1, 2008 - Motherbar Hurrah
January 30, 2008 - A Tribute To Dinosaur Comics
January 28, 2008 - Please Fold Your Contributions Carefully
January 25, 2008 - I'm Trying
January 23, 2008 - I Finally Got My Licence
January 21, 2008 - Please Do Not Adjust Your Internet
January 18, 2008 - I Should Put The Kettle On Then
January 16, 2008 - A Tribute To Tile
January 14, 2008 - I Am So Lost
January 11, 2008 - That's Why It's At An Angle
January 9, 2008 - A Tribute To xkcd
January 7, 2008 - Probably A Bad Idea
January 4, 2008 - So Wrong
January 2, 2008 - A Tribute To Silence In The Darkness On Q16
December 31, 2007 - Oh Yeah
December 28, 2007 - Nothing
December 26, 2007 - No Words
December 24, 2007 - And A Happy New Year
December 21, 2007 - Meh
December 19, 2007 - Double Negative
December 17, 2007 - Death By Ignominy
December 14, 2007 - Fiver On The Door
December 12, 2007 - Welcome, Banner Clickers
December 10, 2007 - Shh
December 7, 2007 - A Bumpy Ride
December 5, 2007 - Ah
December 3, 2007 - blah
November 30, 2007 - Every Year Around This Time
November 28, 2007 - Fool Me Once
November 26, 2007 - A Tune A Day
November 23, 2007 - Winter Blue
November 21, 2007 - No Music Day 2007
November 19, 2007 - The Artists Who Formerly Had Fans
November 16, 2007 - Nothing's Any Fun Any More
November 14, 2007 - Wednesday's Worse
November 12, 2007 - Support Independent Musicians
November 9, 2007 - Second Sight
November 7, 2007 - Kind Of Blue
November 5, 2007 - One Day At A Time
November 2, 2007 - I Will Burn In Hell
October 31, 2007 - Intellectual Property Is Theft
October 29, 2007 - Living Dangerously Comics Presents
October 26, 2007 - Zzzzzz
October 24, 2007 - Home Taping Is Killing Music
October 22, 2007 - Been A Long Time Been A Long Time
October 19, 2007 - Still Discombobulated After All These Years
October 17, 2007 - I Cannot Tell A Lie
October 15, 2007 - They Do Have A Point
October 12, 2007 - There's Something I'm Not Telling You
October 10, 2007 - Singing For My Super
October 8, 2007 - I Can't Tell You
October 5, 2007 - Must Stop Doing This
October 3, 2007 - Plus Ca Change
October 1, 2007 - Good Health
September 28, 2007 - Easy On The Echinacea
September 26, 2007 - There Is Power In A Union
September 24, 2007 - My Internet Is Broken
September 21, 2007 - Damned If I Do...
September 19, 2007 - Just A Little Crazy
September 17, 2007 - The Case Of The Mysterious Blonde
September 14, 2007 - Integrity Is A River In Egypt
September 12, 2007 - Ok Stupid
September 10, 2007 - Drastic Polishing
September 7, 2007 - My CD Baby Baby
September 5, 2007 - For My Sins
September 3, 2007 - That Vixen
August 31, 2007 - I Am Not Jealous
August 29, 2007 - You Couldn't Make It Up
August 27, 2007 - To Be Precise
August 24, 2007 - Totally On It
August 22, 2007 - Waiting
August 20, 2007 - Money Money Money
August 18, 2007 - Been A Long Time Since The Rock And Roll
August 15, 2007 - Wait... What?
August 13, 2007 - Clarinets Are Cheaper
August 10, 2007 - It Arrived Today
August 8, 2007 - Walking On Eggshells Hurts
August 6, 2007 - Three Out Of Ten
August 3, 2007 - Rocket Science Man
August 1, 2007 - Social Notworking
July 30, 2007 - Of Music And Dentistry
July 27, 2007 - So They Have
July 25, 2007 - Guitar Clinic
July 23, 2007 - I Wasn't Going To Tell Anyone
July 20, 2007 - Well It Is
July 18, 2007 - The Show Will Go On
July 16, 2007 - Hard To Swallow
July 13, 2007 - Tonsilitis News
July 11, 2007 - It Does Hurt
July 9, 2007 - Cheapskate Couriers - Why Pay More?
July 6, 2007 - George Melly RIP
July 4, 2007 - Payola
July 2, 2007 - Rough Trade
June 29, 2007 - It's About The Music
June 27, 2007 - Self-Release
June 25, 2007 - Mailshot Blues
June 22, 2007 - Fourth What?
June 20, 2007 - Muse Wanted
June 18, 2007 - Don't Tell I Tell 'Ee
June 15, 2007 - Sniffle
June 13, 2007 - Blowing My Own Trumpet
June 11, 2007 - As A Matter Of Fact...
June 8, 2007 - Not For Resale
June 6, 2007 - Bah
June 4, 2007 - Still Crazy...
June 1, 2007 - Yes They Are
May 30, 2007 - Onward And Upward
May 28, 2007 - Up And Coming
May 25, 2007 - Playing Each Note Very Distinctly
May 23, 2007 - High And With Precision
May 21, 2007 - Lift The Fingers
May 18, 2007 - My Fingers Are Stronger
May 16, 2007 - Well Maybe Some Regrets
May 14, 2007 - Scouch
May 11, 2007 - Faster Pussycat
May 9, 2007 - Scrobble-La-Di Scrobble-La-Da
May 7, 2007 - Slated For June
May 4, 2007 - The Strenuous Life
May 2, 2007 - Available Soon
April 30, 2007 - A Bit Nervous
April 27, 2007 - I Have A Coherent Plan
April 25, 2007 - Maybe It's The Time Of Year
April 23, 2007 - I Am Teh Stupid
April 20, 2007 - Success Seems So Un-Rocknroll
April 18, 2007 - Perhaps
April 16, 2007 - She's A Model
April 13, 2007 - Sincerest Form Of Flattery
April 11, 2007 - Echo Chamber
April 9, 2007 - I'll Be Fine
April 6, 2007 - It's Free In
April 4, 2007 - It Went Well
April 2, 2007 - Just One More Go
March 30, 2007 - All My Fault
March 28, 2007 - I'll Keep You Posted
March 26, 2007 - Rock And Roll Moron
March 23, 2007 - My Head Exploded
March 21, 2007 - She's Better Looking Than I Am
March 19, 2007 - Paved With Gold
March 16, 2007 - A River In Egypt
March 14, 2007 - Massive Shock
March 12, 2007 - The Curve Goes Up
March 9, 2007 - Joke's On Me
March 7, 2007 - Out Soon...
March 5, 2007 - Those Who Can, Do
March 2, 2007 - Fancy Sitting In?
February 28, 2007 - Not An Actual Photo
February 26, 2007 - Longer, Actually
February 23, 2007 - You Couldn't Make It Up
February 21, 2007 - Club, Member, Etc...
February 19, 2007 - A Lesson Is Learned
February 16, 2007 - Free Rootkit With Every CD
February 14, 2007 - At Least I'm Not An Abstract Expressionist
February 12, 2007 - It Was A Different Two Each Time
February 9, 2007 - Pianist Envy
February 7, 2007 - One I Tossed Off Earlier...
February 5, 2007 - Time Is On My Side
February 2, 2007 - Real Soon
January 31, 2007 - She's Nuts
January 29, 2007 - No Joke
January 26, 2007 - I'm Sorry
January 24, 2007 - I Am Not Stressed
January 22, 2007 - Tom Is My Friend
January 19, 2007 - DJ Drama Is Innocent
January 17, 2007 - It Was A Good Gig
January 15, 2007 - You'll Need A Flyer
January 12, 2007 - Russian Rag
January 10, 2007 - Ragging The Classics
January 8, 2007 - Once Upon A Time
January 6, 2007 - To Be Exact
January 3, 2007 - Have We Got A Video?
January 1, 2007 - Happy New Year
December 29, 2006 - Los Desterrados / Grand Union
December 27, 2006 - Tina Provenzano / Corneilius
December 25, 2006 - Dahu Mumagi / Dylan Bates
December 22, 2006 - Kevin Davy / Robert Mitchell
December 20, 2006 - Focused Few / Jamika
December 18, 2006 - Shinri Tee / Pacwoman
December 15, 2006 - Nick Waugh / Gavin Osborn
December 13, 2006 - Tom McKean / Ali Whitton
December 11, 2006 - My Scarlet Darling / Vivachi
December 8, 2006 - The Bishops / Kiria
December 6, 2006 - A Joke Or Something
December 4, 2006 - 420 Step Program
December 1, 2006 - Project Wonderful
November 29, 2006 - What Fourth Wall?
November 27, 2006 - Feeling The Fear
November 24, 2006 - Ow
November 22, 2006 - Custard Brains
November 20, 2006 - S.A.D.
November 17, 2006 - He Is Just A Drum Machine
November 15, 2006 - NaNoWriMo VII
November 13, 2006 - NaNoWriMo VI
November 10, 2006 - NaNoWriMo V
November 8, 2006 - NaNoWriMo IV
November 6, 2006 - NaNoWriMo III
November 3, 2006 - NaNoWriMo II
November 1, 2006 - NaNoWriMo I
October 30, 2006 - Alright Already
October 27, 2006 - Good Health
October 25, 2006 - Smells Like Teenage Kicks
October 23, 2006 - What Wagon?
October 20, 2006 - Mr Emo
October 18, 2006 - Flyer Flyer
October 16, 2006 - Kick Out The Jams
October 13, 2006 - Clutter
October 11, 2006 - Way Round Midnight
October 9, 2006 - Drawing The Blues
October 6, 2006 - My Two Favourite People
October 4, 2006 - Tough Call
October 2, 2006 - Industry Showcase
September 29, 2006 - Deja Vu
September 27, 2006 - Arse
September 25, 2006 - Lucky I Have Brown Hair
September 22, 2006 - Late
September 20, 2006 - Space
September 18, 2006 - There Is A Drum Machine Called Hydrogen
September 15, 2006 - Fowl Language
September 13, 2006 - No Really He Does Play Drums
September 11, 2006 - Can't Sing, Can't Play
September 8, 2006 - Werewayne
September 6, 2006 - Gigs Waiting...
September 4, 2006 - Not Compiled Here Syndrome
September 1, 2006 - Not Fooling Anyone
August 30, 2006 - Fog On The Thames
August 28, 2006 - Songs Are Like Tattoos
August 25, 2006 - It Really Is Very Shiny
August 23, 2006 - Does It Work?
August 21, 2006 - Shallow
August 18, 2006 - Vote Wayne
August 16, 2006 - Oh Well
August 14, 2006 - I Met This Girl
August 11, 2006 - It's Not Really Him
August 9, 2006 - This Example Of Self-Reference Is Not Funny
August 7, 2006 - Not Everyone Has A Credit Card
August 4, 2006 - Storm's Over
August 2, 2006 - Move On
July 31, 2006 - Clean Your Fridge
July 28, 2006 - L'Echarpe Perdu
July 26, 2006 - Freezeframe Shutters
July 24, 2006 - Skin Up
July 21, 2006 - Backward Being Forward
July 19, 2006 - You Can't Lose
July 17, 2006 - Got My Modem Working...
July 14, 2006 - Bless Your Heart
July 12, 2006 - Too Many People
July 10, 2006 - All We Ever Did...
July 7, 2006 - You Make Me Want To Be Together Again
July 5, 2006 - Too Much Long Time
July 3, 2006 - Drinking On My Own Again
June 30, 2006 - Feh...
June 28, 2006 - Bah...
June 27, 2006 - Grr...
June 23, 2006 - World Cup Fever
June 19, 2006 - Keeping It Real
June 17, 2006 - DIY Culture At Its Finest
June 14, 2006 - I'm Not Sure What The Point Is...
June 12, 2006 - Everyone's A Critic
June 9, 2006 - Too Busy To Change His Shirt
June 7, 2006 - There's Always Something
June 5, 2006 - There's Nothing Wrong With Eric Idle
June 2, 2006 - Even Less Impressive
May 31, 2006 - This Won't Impress Her Very Much
May 29, 2006 - Pale Imitation
May 26, 2006 - I Probably Didn't Get The Part
May 22, 2006 - No Joke
May 19, 2006 - I'll Explain Later
May 17, 2006 - I'll Tell You Tomorrow
May 15, 2006 - Real Men Aren't Sure What Moisturiser Is
May 12, 2006 - Snot Funny
May 10, 2006 - Terrible Cliche
May 5, 2006 - Sure Knows How To Party
May 3, 2006 - Rock Bottom
May 1, 2006 - To Sleep
April 28, 2006 - Everything Is Under Control
April 26, 2006 - Got A Crazy Teacher
April 24, 2006 - Click For Pissup
April 21, 2006 - The Magic Smoke Came Out
April 14, 2006 - ObBassist Gag
April 12, 2006 - Holding On
April 10, 2006 - Phallic Mode
April 9, 2006 - Not Big Not Clever
April 5, 2006 - Gigs Are Like Buses
April 3, 2006 - Bassist and drummer wanted
March 31, 2006 - Set list schmet list
March 29, 2006 - Never drop your hat on a cellist
March 27, 2006 - Euphonium
March 24, 2006 - They wouldn't let her teach now
March 22, 2006 - Playing by ear
March 21, 2006 - Tuesday is the new Monday
March 17, 2006 - Forked Tongue
March 15, 2006 - It was a clash of styles
March 13, 2006 - It was a great night, though
March 10, 2006 - Can't wait
March 8, 2006 - Great Fecial Hair Disasters
March 6, 2006 - Looking that gift horse right in the mouth
March 3, 2006 - All too true
March 1, 2006 - The old old story
February 27, 2006 - It also helps to plug some leads in
February 24, 2006 - This explains almost everything
February 22, 2006 - How about next week
February 20, 2006 - Oh no, there's no lack of material
February 17, 2006 - It's a hairdressing salon and gallery
February 15, 2006 - Organisation of the imagination
February 13, 2006 - Clowns should do comedy
February 10, 2006 - It's not always so bad if they get the name wrong
February 8, 2006 - At least the chicken talks to him
February 6, 2006 - Busy is good
February 3, 2006 - Penicillin for the soul
February 1, 2006 - Doesn't tell the half of it
January 30, 2006 - Worst gig I was ever involved with
January 27, 2006 - Sometimes you want to go on early
January 25, 2006 - In real life it's two chickens
January 23, 2006 - My singing is better than this
January 20, 2006 - And we'll all live together in a big house
January 18, 2006 - Secret Venue
January 16, 2006 - Yes, you can have a bagel
January 13, 2006 - True Story
January 11, 2006 - No timewasters
January 9, 2006 - Angst, schmangst
January 6, 2006 - Wayne gets an idea

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Fit and the Conniptions the comic is mostly updated every Monday, Wednesday and Friday with a new comic, though frankly the regularity has not been great over the last couple of years while Wayne has been working more on the music than the comics, and the extent to which what he does can be described reasonably as 'working' at all is most dubious. On the music side there's been on average about one gig a month plus two albums since 2006. So now you know. Be all that as it may, all material hosted on this site is nevertheless (c) 2006-12 Wayne Myers, unless otherwise stated. See below for Creative Commons licensing fine print.

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